Hi, I’m Alissa.
You can call me Funk, but only if you call me.

Who I am is a long story, so i’ll spare you and keep it short and sweet. Over the course of my career, I’ve worked at the largest global advertising agency in the world (WPP by way of VML), a fiercely-independent agency, as well as scrappy in-house creative teams. I’ve written on major campaigns, pitched (and won) new business, put in long nights and hustled hard, and added invaluable comic relief along the way.

Want more Funk?
My mom makes bomb Matzo Ball Soup.
Popcorn is the best snack food.
A filthy martini can fix a bad day.
The toilet paper roll goes over, never under.
Great things come in small packages, specifically 5’2” packages.

To get the real meaning of meshugganah, give me a challah.
770-377-0462
alissa.funk@gmail.com

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